Difference between Men and Ladies
CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
SARAH
: Hello my dear, how are you today?
MARY
: Am fine dear, I’ve missed you a lot.
SARAH
: And me too
MARY
: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
SARAH
: Ok my dear, it will be a great pleasure to meet you, I will be expecting you my *angel* .
·
AFTER
DROPPING THE CALL
MARY
: Am going to visit that *prostitute* again
SARAH
: This idiot is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drink with my
money again, “she dey lie” .
CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
CASHRAY
: Hello bastard
HAMZ
: Hello goat, wadup?
CASHRAY
: Am fine, do you know that you are *mad*, how can you say that in the public
HAMZ
: You are a fool. I said that to save myself, but I am coming over this
afternoon sha.
CASHRAY
: Ok fine, am waiting for you Mr Ekrikwo
·
AFTER
DROPPING THE CALL
CASHRAY
: That guy is funny at times, but a great friend.
HAMZ
: That’s my man. I like him very much.
OBSERVATION ABOUT LADIES
NO INSULT IN THE FACE,
BUT TOO MUCH HYPOCRITE AT BACK STAGE
OBSERVATION ABOUT BOYS
TOO MUCH INSULT, BUT
CLEAN HEART AT THE BACKSTAGE
*A round of applause for all
male in the world, most especially to my UNBORN
SON
By RAYMOND MUYIWA
NOTJUSTABLOGGER
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